Sunday, February 22, 2009

A Massive...Apology over my Obsession

First off, let me start out by saying....

I'm Sorry!!!!

It's been a long road since my last post, and I do sincerely apologize.

I've been spreading my wings and diving into the Phone Sex industry, and have become, quite literally, obsessed!! I pretty much spend all my time looking up information, creating layouts, adjusting listings, creating games, wish lists, and other silly ways to make money and get things, and I just can't seem to stop!

I have an exam tomorrow, a paper due tomorrow night, and prospectus due last Thursday, and an online class I'm probably horribly behind in.
But today I made $150. See why I'm so obsessed????
I can't stop!! Money!

I'm treating Coal and I to dinner tonight, not sure what yet, but something tasty like sushi probably!
Then hopefully I can study and try to figure out what this ridiculous poetry is about. If anyone asks you why we don't study female renaissance writers, tell them it's because they SUCK!

Well, they don't suck of course, but I have absolutely no love for this shit. It's hard to read, mostly religious, and dull. Bleh.

Have fun, play safe (and wish me luck)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Guest Post on PhoneSexLife

Hey there!

Nothing too much to tell you today, except to check out my guest post on Phone Girl's site.
I'm working on starting a new and adventurous job (which is why i'm sort of MIA this week), and this lays out a fairly humorous side of the adventure.
Hope you're having a good week!

Have fun, Play safe.

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Lacey Half Naked Thursday

The lace feels scratchy but exotic against my skin. I follow the bumps and ridges up the curves of my stomach, roaming over the soft flesh of my breasts. My nails rake gently over my skin and a moan slips from my lips.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Lucid Dreaming ((A Review))

I recently received a Lucid Dream #18 vibrator from the nifty sex toys store,
So, since they were nice enough to send it to me, I'm happy to talk about it.

The first thing I noticed about the Lucid Dream #18 was the color. Bright beautiful blue that makes me want to hang it in my window and show off the pretty colors to guests. I really like the color. The whole thing is attractive.

The toy itself arrived in one of those everyday US Postal packages, and I was pleasantly surprised to find and envelope of extra little goodies inside with it. Nothing much; a company flier, some stickers (very cute and creative, I love them), a sample of Astroglide lubricant, and two sets of AA batteries (the toy only needs one set).
Hm, interesting.
And awesome, really.
The stickers and sample are a delightful little addition, especially with the extra batteries. I felt so special. It seems this little promotion package comes with every order, the sample product varying occasionally. That's very cool. Extra props to for giving their service an extra little oomph. (Actually, that commercial with the two shampoos comes to mind. But hey, everyone loves free stuff! ^-^)

Now, the second thing I noticed about the Lucid Dream #18 was the smell. Eek! I opened the box and out wafes this uber-plastic seran wrap scent! I was opening it before bed and I actually had to put it on the other side of the room before I could fall asleep that night. It's pretty strong. But after the first use and first cleaning, the smell has died down fairly well, so now I can only smell it when it's actually right next to my nose.
Toys start out that way sometimes, it's no big deal.

Now let's talk basics.
#18 is a beautiful blue internal & external vibrator about a hand and a half long, made of a soft smooth jelly. It has four speeds, and attaches to a similarly blue controlling. Easy to insert batteries, easy to use, even easy to clean. It's also waterproof and very quiet.

Internally, this toy won't do that much for the average sex-toy user. But if you've never used an internal toy before, this really might be a good way to start out. It's so smooth that sliding it in is no problem. No discomfort or anything. It's not too thick and not too long, so if it's your first toy, it might be a good way to get yourself ready for a higher level dildo, if that's what you're looking for.

Externally, it actually works pretty well. It doesn't get very strong (which I'll talk about later), and if you hold onto the bullet base in the middle when you first turn it on, you'll barely be able to feel it, but somehow it sends the vibrations right up to the tip and keeps them there. The winning factor is that it actually did bring me to orgasm. It took a while, but it did, and I'm a pretty tough critic. I was surprised.

In the sensation department, I have to say this thing's no rocket. It's highest setting seems to resemble what the good stong vibrators start out on for the far lower settings. It's a medium-low sort of feeling. Never-the-less, I can't say I dislike this toy. And with how critical I usually am about low-powered toys, that is a bit surprising. I don't know why, I just like this one anyway.

I was a little confused about the size at first. Why have the handle on a jelly toy so big? But I've actually grown to like it; bending it to fit whatever position I feel like playing in.
I haven't tried it anally (not quite my thing) but supposedly it is anal-friendly too.
See? This things just neat all around.

You can also get more toys like the Lucid Dream #18 in the traditional vibrators category on the site.

They were also nice enough to send me a small bottle of Moist Personal Lubricant. This comes in a cute clear pump bottle, is water based and condom-compatable, and does it's job nicely. I didn't need it too much with this toy, thanks to its thin smooth shape, but you can never have enough lubricant and I definitely appreciate it.
It does, however, leave a sticky residue afterwards. That was a bit of a bummer.

They have plenty of other water based lubricants though, if you want to check them out.

Overall I was very pleased with the entire package from, and even though the toy isn't particularly strong, it's a good one.

Have fun, Play safe.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Get Hot for V-Day! Part 1

February has finally started, which means Valentine's Day is just around the corner!
No matter how you plan on spending the day- touring a romantic city with your partner, fucking the day away in bed, dancing with your friends, or curled up on the sofa with ice cream and movies- there's always a way to make it better.

So, as an early V-Day post, lets look at some of the toys and products you can buy to make your holiday just a little bit sexier. Pick your V-Day theme, check out the options, and

Romantic Day:
So you're spending the day with that special someone, how cute. Here's some stuff for you to treat each other extra special while you're out (and when you get back in ^o^).

Sensory Set M :: Nothings sexier in that soothing, romantic way than a well done massage. Give each other that sensual bliss with this Massage candle/oil kit from Babeland. If it's a little too pricey at $45, try one of these more affordable ones; Suntouched Massage Candles ($17), or the Bwarm Massage Candle ($22 and so beautiful).

Naughty Weekender Kit :: Add some spice to your Valentines night with a kit full of stuff just for you and your spouse. Massage Oil, Body Candy, Blindfolds, and a cute little Sex Game make the a little more special.

Silicone Lover's Enhancer :: This heart shaped "C-Ring" is the perfect little thing to add that extra oomph to sweet V-day love-making. At $17, it's nothing to pass up.

Sexy Adventures:
Whether you're with a long-time partner or a one-day stand, you're celebrating the day by having lots and lots of sex in all kinds of places, ways, and positions. So pack your stuff up in a cute little Sugar Sak and get out there for some sex!

The Cry Baby :: Take a break from the crazy love-making to go out for a bit. Try the movies or a good restaurant. Slip this baby in the girls pants (or whoever's going first) and have the other hold the wireless remote. Any time during the film, concert, or dinner, turn the baby on and listen to your girl cry with pleasure.

Love-You Vibes :: Wanna get something sexy and fun for your lady on V-Day, how about one of these cute heart-printed vibrators. Simple, affordable ($19), and lots of fun.

Satin Seduction Lingerie :: Surprise your lover with this sexy ensemble. Whether your buying it to wear or buying it for your spouse, this thing is sure to please. ($40)

Sexy Slave Kit :: And while you're dressed up, get yourself tied up with this set of cuffs, blindfolds, and the like. ($30) Or try the Lover's Prisoner Kit for an added whip and leash! ($35)

Later this week I'll search for some toys for the Single's Night Out group, and the Lonely Hearts club. Sexy outfits, penis-shaped candies, and the very best solo Vibrators are sure to be included, so check back soon!

And for an even better price, check out these discounts!
20% Off Couples Toys at Eden Fantasys
Winter Sale @ Adam & Eves

Have fun, Play Safe!